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『转』How To Make Money In Online Video

星期一, 02月 8th, 2010

 

Editor’s note: This is the fourth in a series of posts by guest writer Ashkan Karbasfrooshan.Previously, he wrote about the State of Online Video, 12 Surprising Things Holding Back Online Video Advertising, and Context is King: How Videos Are Found And Consumed Online.  In part 4 today, he examines where he thinks the sweet spot is for making money in onljne video. Karbasfrooshan is the founder and CEO of WatchMojo.

In Search of Profits

Ten years ago, web companies didn’t generate much revenue.   These days, web companies are some of the most profitable around.  Online video is where the Web was ten years ago: in investment mode as video companies that are generating high revenue are not necessarily the most profitable.

Are those companies suffering low margins because they’re investing in the future or are they fundamentally lower-margin businesses?

Ad Networks Are Low Margin Businesses

This week, video ad network Brightroll raised $10 million from Scale Venture Partners.  Ad networks aggregate audiences and sell ads to marketers, sharing the proceeds with publishers/producers.  Scale’s Rob Theis’ argues: “the most strategic Internet investments are those that compete not with other Internet businesses, but with the much larger amount of money still being spent offline.”

Brightroll’s CEO Tod Sacerdoti added: “I think by this time next year the majority of the top five to ten video properties by any measure will be aggregator networks.  The best example for this is display advertising.”  Indeed, networks have an unmatched ability to scale but can also crash to the ground awfully fast.

The low margin is the least of their problems; differentiation and defensibility are.  Blue Lithium and Right Media hit jackpots by selling to Yahoo!  But those who didn’t sell (Tribal Fusion, Valueclick) suddenly found themselves under pressure from search advertising on performance and video on branding.

Content Networks Have Little Differentiation

Similarly, aggregators gather videos from content providers, sharing ad revenues.  iFilm (sold to Viacom, renamed Spike), Guba, Grouper (sold to SONY, renamed Crackle), Revver, YouTube (sold to Google), Veoh, DailyMotion, Metacafe, Viddler, blip.tv, are all vying for content, audiences and dollars.

YouTube is master of this domain.  Hulu is giving YouTube a run for its money, but the business model is anything but certain and its long term exit strategy is murky (Disney, News Corp. and NBC Universal/Comcast are shareholders but also competitors).

Ultimately, ad and content networks operate in a high-risk, winner-take-all game.   For publishers, it’s a lower risk world.  Consider the two acquisitions News Corp. made in 2005: Rupert Murdoch paid more for IGN ($650M) than for MySpace ($580 million), but MySpace’s subsequent growth made him look like a genius (for a while).  Today, MySpace is searching for its raison d’etre while IGN treks along as an unstoppable force in its sphere.

The Myth of Hyper Distribution?

In online video, producers are agnostic to distribution channel or platform.  To reduce risk, they diversify distribution, but the jury’s out on whether hyper distribution bears fruit.  Hyper distribution refers to syndicating one’s content as broadly as possible with little or no restrictions.

When it comes to generating revenues, is hyper-distribution wise?  Not according to Chris Pirillo, a prosumer video producer who leverages video to promote his empire but only counts YouTube as a commercial platform: “YouTube offers the largest audiences and generates most the revenue.  If you’re not YouTube, you have challenges in creating value for content producers”.  If that changes, look out for Freewheel, which according to CEO Doug Knopper allows “media companies and content owners to be able to monetize their video libraries across multiple channels and devices”.

Advertisers Follow Audiences…

Ex-Disney CEO Michael Eisner doesn’t pretend to know how the industry is going to play out, but he’s got no doubts what the end result will be: “I don’t know if the growth in content made for the Internet will be evolutionary or revolutionary, but it can’t not happen: a death march has been going on for other media who are in trouble because there is a more efficient way to share content around the world with the Internet.”

Business Models Take Time to Develop

Eisner made his fortune in television.  One VC who’s made his online has another opinion.  In Fred Wilson’s influential 2005 post “The Future of Media (aka Please Take My RSS Feed)”, he suggests to:

1 – Microchunk it – Reduce the content to its simplest form.
2 – Free it – Put it out there without walls around it or strings on it.
3 – Syndicate it – Let anyone take it and run with it.
4 – Monetize it – Put the monetization and tracking systems into the microchunk.

In theory, in the future when video streams monetize the way search queries have (whereby a search query is always associated with some kind of paid listing) then perhaps Wilson’s thesis will prove right.  But in practice, at least in the five years that have passed since the post, it’s been a recipe for financial disaster.

Hyper distribution is great for promotional purposes but not necessarily for commercial purposes.  Marketers do pay more attention as an audience grows, but they also pay a premium for scarcity and exclusivity.

This is the fundamental conundrum facing new media producers who rely on hyper-distribution to build brands and audiences but who weaken their pricing power and ability to secure guaranteed dollars by giving away their videos.  This can work if you can build ad-supported businesses, but that takes time and money.

Today, a few new media producers have managed to build ad-supported businesses, namely Revision3 and Next New Networks.  But between the two, they have raised over $30 million in venture capital.  Most producers don’t have that luxury.  For those others, I recommend creating content that other media companies will pay for, to buy them enough time to build a syndication business and eventually, a fully ad-supported business which commands the large ad dollars.

An imperfect but useful analogy I use is the banking model, where retail, corporate and investment banking fees can create a large business.

This diversified strategy provides:

  • a safe income stream:  licensing, like retail banking, provides a recurring and non-volatile revenue base.
  • a growth business: syndication, like corporate banking, requires other companies in the ecosystem to do well.  This can provide higher CPM rates by placing content in the right context.
  • a wildly lucrative stream: advertising, like investment banking, takes time to develop, is speculative and seasonal, and risks drying up abruptly.  Notice how advertising revenue spikes each fourth quarter, for example.

The reason why I place content producers in the highest Profitability circle over time  in the first chart above is because only they can build such a business.  (The Profitability Index represented in the chart takes into account operating margins and total return on investment, including likelihood of a liquidity event).  And, yes, I am completely biased, since this is the kind of business I am trying to build with WatchMojo.  Aggregators and networks are solely advertising based businesses; just ask YouTube who generated $10,000 in a paid model test, even though it can generate billions in simpler ways.  Video advertising will be a bigger business, but not necessarily a higher-margin business.

Video will be Everywhere: on all Websites

Video on the Web is no longer just about entertainment.  It is also about marketing, instruction, and conveying information of all kinds.

  • Content bellwether Wikipedia announced it will be rolling out videos soon enough.
  • e-Commerce leader Zappos encourages users to submit their video experiences which increase sales 6% to 30%.  In 2010, it will create 50,000 videos.
  • It won’t be long before organizations feature their accountants, lawyers, management, VCs in videos too.

Video will be Everywhere: in Ads

Videos won’t simply be on all websites; video ads will converge with rich media and display banners.  Publishers and ad networks will swap out low yield ad placements for videos that sell at a premium.  Rupert Murdoch is right to say that there isn’t enough advertising to make all publishing online profitable, but if you insert a video-enabled ad where a display banner exists today, maybe it will become more profitable, as video rates tend to generate a tenfold premium over display banners.  Of course, the flip side of that argument is that if video ad inventory lost all scarcity as display banners have, then it rates would also see a steep drop.

Video is the Anti-Search

Google’s dominance of the Web today stems from a perfect storm.  Search benefitted from low expectations.   Whereas Google’s competitors threw in the towel to focus on portaldom (or outright handed them the business), online video companies’ war chests seemingly have no bottom as they wage the war for the online audience.

With YouTube being a unit of Google, it’s hard to compete being a pure video aggregator.  Those who have tried are flailing badly.  Yet video’s expectations have always been high and will only get higher.

History Repeats Itself

Video will follow search in two ways though.

Search is software and Google is the only successful ad-supported technology company.  Video is media, which has a natural disposition to embrace ad-supported models.  As such, advertising will monetize video streams.  In fact, as large ad agencies and marketers shift online, they’ll embrace branding campaigns and push video advertising could eventually top search advertising.  Once that starts, online advertising will surpass television, it’s already happened in the UK.

Search for The Leading Ad Format

Everyone agrees that video advertising will be huge but what will the prevailing ad format be?

Stakeholders are obsessed with finding the ad format likely to follow television’s 30-second ad spot and search’s paid listings.

What might lead the way?

Pre-rolls are the equivalent of pop-ups (and mid/post rolls the equivalent of pop-unders) in that users hate them, but unlike pop-ups, I actually think pre-rolls won’t disappear, mainly because

  • They’re the most in-demand ad format (according to Brightroll CEO Tod Sacerdoti)
  • It is easier to include a pre-roll when you’re syndicating to other websites and platforms (says blip.tv co-founder Dina Kaplan)
  • But largely because they’ll get more user-friendly: the 30-second ad will make way for 5-10 second interactive pre-rolls (SpotXchange CEO Michael Shehan).

However, there will always be properties which will forego pre-roll revenue to improve the user experience in order to build audiences, and all else being equal users will migrate to those sites.  So I’m not sure the pre-roll will remain all that ubiquitous.  The other problem with pre-rolls is lack of attention.  When a pre-roll starts, I tune out and look for my headphones or go grab a coffee.

That’s why I like the contextual display banner (and not necessarily the companion banner).  A companion banner comes bundled with the video pre-roll, but sits alongside the video  A contextual banner comes without the pre-roll.  Whereas most banners disappear quickly next to text with one downward scroll of the mouse, alongside a video player, that banner becomes quite valuable and top-of-mind since people are just staring at the video.

We’ve also seen the rise (and fall) of overlays, which is basically an expanded Picture-in-Picture (PIP) format; we know how that fared.

Of course, content producers are also salivating over branded content (more than product integration and product placement, the brand becomes central to the story) or outright sponsorships.

Finally, there’s the Web’s favorite offspring: the viral video.  Viral video is not an ad format, of course, but it is not quite branded content nor is it supported by ads.  As these become more common, achieving success with content alone becomes a sure-fire recipe for failure.  All content will need to be supported by a media buy or some kind of promotional push.  After all, on TV you spend millions creating an ad but you need to buy media spots to promote it.  It’s not going to be that different online.  Yes, it’s a meritocracy, but it’s a loud, cluttered one.

KISS: Keep It Simple Stupid

There won’t be a single dominant ad format but the holy grail will prove simpler than expected.  It always does.

Remember Don Lapre’s infomercials?  He would go on and on about placing “Tiny Classified Ads” in newspapers.  I never thought much of those ads until Google’s adoption of (essentially) little text ads next to search results led to their explosive growth.

Sometimes in business, the solution is simpler than you can imagine.

web 3.0

星期日, 02月 15th, 2009

2008年大热的动画片《Wall-E》为人类勾画的未来—其实它在科幻小说中常常出现:

  • 电脑完全智能化,
  • 它能识别你的语音,
  • 理解你的行动,
  • 所有活动都在电脑的操纵之下,而人类无所事事。

自从计算机诞生之后,这样的梦幻场景便屡屡出现。与其说是害怕机器操控时代的来临,不如说人们更多是怀着对未来的憧憬和期待,在梦想的照射下一点一滴地改善着身边这个还远非强大的网络。

但不得不承认,从诞生到现在,互联网的变化的确可以用日新月异来形容。1969年还只能将分处各地的四台主要计算机连接起来的网络,如今已经覆盖了全世界超过14亿人口。同时,日益加快的运行速度以及内容、辐射能力的广阔性都一再改写着摩尔定律的翻新规律。

也许正像去年9月Google创立10年之际,其首席互联网顾问,也是互联网开创者之一的维特·瑟夫所描绘的10年后的美妙场景一样:彼时,约70%的人口将通过固定及移动网络上网,速度将达到吉兆/秒。移动设备将成为主要的上网工具,很多东西都要与网络相连。比如我们可通过网络跟踪和管理电力需求,远程操控具有网络功能的家电。

其实,你若细心便能发现近来Google的一个变化:如果在搜索栏中键入“比尔·克林顿的老婆是谁”,第一个条目的标题便是:希拉里·克林顿。但点击它,你会发现网页上并没有现成的答案。这就意味着,虽然我们尚未进入可自动解读问题的语义网理想阶段,但这些网络时代的领军者们却正在酝酿着重大变革—尽管目前它可能只是一种对非结构化的数据进行分析的新方法。

梦想并不像看上去那样遥不可及,即使是在这个金融危机的寒冬中。技术博客Techcrunch的创始人迈克尔·阿灵顿就笃定,创意并不会由此戛然而止,仅仅代表着“容易钱(easy money)”即将终结。是的,2000年的互联网泡沫孕育了web 2.0的疯狂发展,眼下严峻的经济形势却能修正这股充溢着泡沫的热潮—而2008年,这种趋势已经显现。

 

Web2.0阵地

在今年召开的国际消费电子展(CES)上,这个被公认为行业风向标的盛会首次利用Facebook进行自我宣传,并在YouTube上开辟了专门的视频频道。的确,这些热门网站因所拥有的强大而忠实的受众群,而日益进入主流,如今,谁都无法忽视其业已形成的稳固阵地。所以,不可免俗的,我们还是先要从web 2.0谈起,因为正是它让互联网实现了前所未有的跨越:从此之后,网络与人之间的互动才算真正开始。

Web 2.0的概念诞生于2004年O’Reilly公司和MediaLive国际公司的一次头脑风暴会议中。那时,互联网行业刚从4年前那轮泡沫带来的低迷环境中渐渐复苏。之后,该词发明者—O’Reilly公司的总裁提姆·奥莱理逐步廓清了它的定义。简单来说,其特指让用户分享和自主创造内容的一系列网络创新。

当然,这种全民参与的革命性背后则是多个因素相互作用的结果:带宽的飞速发展、电脑硬件价格日益低廉、数码技术和互联网技术的成熟,以及网民自我意识的觉醒等等。但无论这些新兴网站采用何种形式、何种内容—无论是YouTube、MySpace还是Facebook,它们都依然指向了一个继互联网诞生以来的唯一终极目的:让数据更加丰富、更加易得。

就像Google一贯的宣言一样:“整合全球的信息,使其为所有人所用。”这也是其这些年来网络各种产品的一个主线,比如视频网站YouTube、博客网站Blogger、百科网站Knol,以及医疗信息数据系统Google Health,甚至其所投资的基因测序网站23andme。

而RSS和Friendfeed则因更进一步地整合动态的、碎片化的关系网信息广受关注。前者能订阅你每天要看的网站和博客,而后者则能跟踪你的朋友在Facebook上的活动、在Twitter上的发言、在RSS中的分享。

可以看出,一个聚集你的行为、你阅读的文章、你的健康状况,以及你的社交活动等等个性化信息的web 2.0世界已初具雏形。不过无法忽视的事实是,虽然给人们的生活带来了巨大变化,但这些web 2.0网站却均未盈利。

在2008年流量取得752%惊人增长的Twitter,虽已有高达400万的独立访问者,但仍然没有一个可行的商业模式。为此,有人向这个能洞悉网民细微动向的网站建议开放API、引入更多的第三方,从而开发更贴近用户的广告程序。

换句话说,在海量化和个性化之后,如何达到这些信息的最优化利用则成为一个亟待解决的问题。

 

被“遗落”的下一代

或许,这个工作要留给下一代互联网了,即我们已经听到过的web 3.0。至少维珍创始人理查德·布兰森就表示:“我已经不想什么web 2.0了,那已成为了过去!”

当这个“过去”让整个世界为之震惊的时候,以万维网之父蒂姆·伯纳斯·李为首的万维网联盟人员却陷入了空前的愤怒。这种发展和他们的终极理想—实现智能化网络,即语义网(semantic web)大相径庭。

有趣的是,早在第一代门户网站大兴其盛时,伯纳斯·李就开始酝酿自己的“Web 2.0”概念。2001年,他在《科学美国人》上发表了一篇文章,大力提倡发展语义网,并期盼着这种能准确洞察人们心意的第二代万维网的到来。

可以想象,奥莱理提出的全新Web 2.0概念以及引起的强烈反响,打乱了伯纳斯·李对于未来的希冀。因为语义网和当前互联网的结构完全不同。目前网络使用HTML语言来表现数据,电脑无法对内容进行识别。而语义网则需要推行一套新的网页标准:使用XML(可扩展置标语言)以及RDF(资源描述框架)来表达数据。这套新的规范能通过对内容的标识和属性让机器理解词语和概念,以及它们之间的逻辑关系。如此一来,搜索就能获得更精准的结果,网站的推荐就更加准确,广告就能够推送到更匹配的人群中—而利润来源就此有了保证。

“当初Web 2.0的提出实际上对语义网运动是一个突然而至的闷棍。”研究语义网的上海数字图书所所长刘炜对《环球企业家》说,“由此,万维网联盟的人不得不在慌忙中聚焦到了下一波互联网大潮—Web 3.0中。”

这个人们不停质问到底是什么的Web 3.0概念,其实早在所谓的web 2.0出现之时就曾与我们失之交臂。但是即使如此,涵盖大量的数据,并能够让我们随意访问这些不可思议的数据资源的语义网技术,成为现实的可能性在当下还是虚无缥缈。除了技术上的难关,标准的推广也是很大的问题:过去的网页要重新编写,新的网页要遵循新的规则。总之,它已不是第二代的简单升级,而是对其的彻底颠覆,这也因此让它成为一项“不可能完成的任务”。

但关于下一代互联网的探讨并未止步。比如Google CEO埃里克·施密特就认为,Web 3.0也可以理解为拼凑在一起的应用程序。它们虽单体相对较小,但运行速度非常快并能进行很多自定义,可以在任何设备上运行(PC或者移动电话),而且由于数据处于“云”中,它可以像病毒一样地扩散(如社交网络,电子邮件等)。而奥莱理则认为Web3.0应是超越经验以外的,“很有可能它会比万维网更广阔、更普遍地深入到我们的生活中。就像激光技术、传感器、语音识别和很多其它新技术已经把计算机向前推进了一大步一样。”

 

新标准

好在,我们并不需要自我局限在某个标签之中,无论web 3.0的内涵最终被如何定义,我们已能从种种迹象中窥见出互联网的未来轮廓:数据开放、无处不联网。一句话,云计算为互联网带来了膨胀力量!

这就不得不提它的倡导者、如今毋庸置疑的互联网领袖Google,以及它所带来的改变。

事实上,web 2.0代表形式—社区的出现,曾让Google这样的搜索引擎颇感尴尬。由于标准和设置不同,社区对于搜索引擎来说就是一个信息黑洞。随着社区的成长,这个黑洞会越来越大。

Google推出了倡导标准统一和数据开放的OpenSocial平台,使得第三方软件开发商更容易将同一应用程序嫁接在多个网站之上。在Facebook的垄断趋势日益加强的情况下,各家竞争对手更有驱动力去支持OpenSocial。这也意味着,一个小公司在未来将能以最低成本利用每个社区积累的用户群。

而对于用户而言,个性化网络则可能成为现实。当OpenSocial和API开放成为业界标准后,同一个ID就能贯穿整个互联网:浏览器将成为个人网页的入口,只需要在浏览器上用ID进行登录,便能进入你的个性社区和个性化内容。

而随后在去年推出的Chrome,则占据了浏览器这个连入未来的必由之地。其更大意义在于,由于支持一种名为V8的JavaScript引擎,与IE相比,它的运行的速度可提升数倍。

在互联网的发展中,脚本语言JavaScript可谓功不可没。它将原来的静态网页,转变成为接近桌面体验的丰富应用。但当网页使用过于复杂的JavaScript时,浏览器很有可能无法响应。这就是Google推出Chrome的关键原因:让浏览器技术水平赶上Web应用程序的步伐。日后,越来越多复杂的程序将能在浏览器上快速运行。

而由此,依赖云计算的发展,创业公司们就能用低成本的方式进行庞大的数据挖掘和数据分析,只需要租赁Google或者任何一个公司的“云”。所以说,如果以前强大的计算能力是网站的一个门槛,那它现在已经被彻底打破。网站们已不用再投资购买昂贵的硬件设备、负担频繁的保养与升级,却依旧能获得对海量数据的处理能力。这也使那个让Twitter采用第三方软件进行广告与用户智能化匹配的提议具有了现实基础。

Google要缔造一个开放的互联网,并逐渐深入到其底层。而其中所贯彻的新标准,建立过程则全然不像语义网那样遥不可及。

 

延伸的互联网

当然,2008年最值得庆贺的事情,莫过于互联网的平台终于开始跨越PC这一单一访问媒介了。当乔布斯把 iPhone(手机上网)叫做“口袋里的生活”时,他也将互联网放入了每个人的口袋中。

比起电脑,手机无疑是最适合完成个性化的设备。然而这几年来,虽然意识到移动行业存在着巨大的金矿,但大的飞跃却未实现。这其中存在着几个障碍:手机上网并不便利;手机开发的封闭式环境,将更多有创造力的开发者隔绝在外。

改变已经开始。

去年不啻为手机行业的开源元年。Google Android的努力使得开源平台成为手机业的新发展方向。智能手机成本大大降低,软件和服务替代硬件成为了手机业的核心竞争力。 

另一大跃进是手机上网体验的极大改进。iPhone和Android都带WiFi(无线宽带)功能。而它多年来一直被手机行业拒之门外,其真正原因恐怕是为了让消费者将时间耗在运营商自己的网络上。但运营商垄断网络的梦想现在无疑被打破,手机的定位也随之发生了巨变:成为个人随时联网的行动装置。

这些都能释放手机互联网的创意潜能。比如,在Android的运用程序中就有很多基于移动特点的有趣服务。Locale可以根据用户所处位置调整手机设置,在剧院或电影院时自动关闭手机铃声;日程管理软件GeoLife在你路过超市时提醒你别忘了买纸巾;Ecorio则能通过GPS获知你每天的行程,计算你每天的碳排放并给出减少碳排放的小窍门。最近,甚至有人将Android连入上网本—这又是一个有着无尽想象力的平台。

让我们暂时回到手机。除了位置服务之外,手机这个媒介还能为互联网带来哪些价值呢?

当触摸屏成为智能手机的流行趋势后,SearchMe那样的可视化网页将备受青睐。这个搜索引擎与Google的不同点在于,它将搜索结果用网页图片展示,如同iPhone的照片显示,风格非常酷。

我们可以确定,无限渗透的智能网络,正一步步向我们走近。

The 10 Silliest Videos We Wasted Time Watching in 2008

星期日, 01月 18th, 2009

YouTube can be a great place to see the latest music videos, catch a buzzed-about news item or get a demonstration on how to fold a fitted sheet. But it is also a time-waster extraordinaire, flooded with clips that have little or no redeeming value. And yet we watch.

Think back to time-sucks of previous years, such as the Star Wars Kid or the sneezing panda (for links, go to http://www.washingtonpost.com/popvulture): What exactly did we get from all those repeated viewings? Well, a few seconds of guilty entertainment. And with the depressing state of the world today, should we really deny ourselves? Keeping that in mind, here are 10 of the most entertainingly pointless videos that we fed our precious minutes to this year. Some are lucky footage of random weirdness; others seemingly took a lot of effort to produce, to no real purpose. Enjoy.

10. “Serious Baby.” Not too long ago, an angelic laughing baby was the toast of YouTube. This year, it was the evil-eye baby, who snaps between innocent giggling and “I will mess you up” glares in a split second.

9. “Lady Spins on an Escalator.” A woman lies across the handrails of two escalators moving in opposite directions and becomes a human turntable. You say to yourself, “That can’t be safe” and “Why didn’t I think of that?” The stunt has inspired dozens of copycats (and those are only the people who videotaped themselves doing it).

8. “Dog Malfunction.” The canine in question is a scrawny lap dog with the strangest bark you’ll ever hear. As the little bug-eyed animal freaks out, it sounds less like a dog and more like a gremlin being strangled.

7. “Dramatic Lemur.” One of the follow-ups to last year’s mega-hit “Dramatic Chipmunk” (truly, the best five-second clip on the Internet, even if the animal is actually a prairie dog), this is another masterpiece of, well, animal facial expressions.

6.“Go Shorty.” It might not be that funny to see a lizard walk across a street, but to see a lizard walk across a street in perfect rhythm with a 50 Cent song? That’s comedy gold.

5. “Dog vs. Balloons.” A Jack Russell terrier viciously attacks a bouquet of 74 party balloons, popping each and every one of them in less than a minute. His tenacity is inspirational, especially when he goes after the two orange ones that try to escape.

4. “Roomba Driver.” Although the title isn’t exactly accurate (the robot vacuum steers itself), there’s something indefinably cool about a cat hitching a ride atop a Roomba.

3. “Balloon Fail.” Before you watch, know that the man in the video does not die. That way you won’t feel as bad laughing at his horribly misguided attempt to squeeze his entire body inside a big latex balloon.

2. “Star Wars According to a 3-Year-Old.” The young lady in question puts an absolutely adorable spin on George Lucas’s sci-fi epic. Best line: “The shiny guy always worries.”

1. “Hamster on a Piano (Eating Popcorn).” Not only do you get to see a hamster on a piano eating popcorn, but you get to hear the accompanying theme song that somebody wrote and performed, the lyrics of which describe exactly what you’re seeing on screen: a hamster on a piano eating popcorn. This is the kind of stuff YouTube was made for.